One Man, One Jar

One man with a jar.
My dreams shattered and bloodied,
Just like the ass-jar.

Bankruptcy

"Bankruptcy!" I cried.
"What an excellent excuse
To sell that old wife!"

Cabbage

Cabbage in my house
Taunts me with its leafy ways.
I think I'll make soup.

Time

Time, space, evolution.
All headache-causing when mused.
I'd rather play Sonic.

The End of the World

The end of the world.
Welcomed by the old and frail.
I think I'll just cry.

The Day was Warm

The day was warm and
I had Strawberry ice cream.
I'm glad that he died.

(A collaborative haiku with help from Raoul Huw Phd)

My Hamster's Wife

My hamster's wife left.
They found him dead yesterday.
My verdict? Heartbreak.

Crippled

Crippled boys can run
Only in their summer dreams.
Their winters are shit.

Leaves

Leaves for my breakfast.
I am a caterpillar.
Lunch is also leaves.

Snow

Snow crushed underfoot,
Bad for my nipples
But good for my soul.